The Bernadinian Online Emporium

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It’s iPhone season again and my collection of iPhone, iPad and Galaxy S4 accessories are launching Wednesday 9th October 2013.

The Bernadinian Online Emporium opens this week.The variety of designs tips into double figures and while the unwashed masses have to take what they can get, my friends, subscribers and Facebook fans, get the VIP treatment.

For a short period, I will personally upload your favourite image of mine (if it is not too rude and somebody will print it) for you to order and will probably delete it straight after your order is despatched. Who knows you might end up with a one-off, at least for the time being.

Over the next week, you can check the website or scour your mind for one, or attempt to describe it to me if it is no longer on the site, and let me know, on or shortly after,  Wednesday. I’ll post the link then.

All different themes, all conversation pieces. Show how cool you are when you pull out your laptop and the skin matches the sleeve, or at a party when you pull out your phone and it matches your T-shirt.

I would be lying to you if I didn’t say you will become a prince amongst your peers and more attractive to the opposite sex by owning one, or better still, several of my products. You’ll be beating them off with a shitty stick!

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